Blessed are ye that weep now: for ye shall laugh. Luke 6:25
All I ask you to do is:
1. Read it.
2. Smile.
3. Pass the smile on.
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, “OHIO STATE ! "
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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2 comments:
Thanks for the smile! Yep I'm from NC too. Where are you in this great state of ours?
That made me smile...but the last joke, for me, it's not a rumor----I found him---my hubby.
Thanks for sharing.
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