Thursday

A Little Humor

Blessed are ye that weep now: for ye shall laugh. Luke 6:25

All I ask you to do is:

1. Read it.

2. Smile.

3. Pass the smile on.

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, “OHIO STATE ! "
And they say blondes are dumb...


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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,


"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."


The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."


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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"


"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.


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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?


A: A rumor

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2 comments:

Tiff said...

Thanks for the smile! Yep I'm from NC too. Where are you in this great state of ours?

bingkee said...

That made me smile...but the last joke, for me, it's not a rumor----I found him---my hubby.
Thanks for sharing.

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